Mistresses

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine
restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman
comes over to their table, gives the husband a big
kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that??!!"

"Oh," replies the husband, "that was my mistress."

The wife says, "That's it; I want a divorce."

"I understand," replies her husband, "but, remember,
if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping
trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no
Lexus in the garage, and no more country club. But the
decision is yours."

Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the
restaurant with a gorgeous woman. "Who's that woman with
Jim?" she asks.

"That's his mistress," replies her husband.

"Ours is prettier," says the wife.

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Ashvin