COMPETITIVE SALARY:" We remain competitive by paying
> less than our competitors.
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> "JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY:" We have no time to train you.
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> "MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED:" You'll be six months behind schedule on your
> first day.
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> "SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED:" Some time each night and some time each weekend.
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> "DUTIES WILL VARY:" Anyone in the office can boss you around.
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> "MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL:" We have no quality control.
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> "CAREER-MINDED:" Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that
> way).
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> "APPLY IN PERSON:" If you're old and ugly you'll be told the position has
> been filled.
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> "NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE:" We've filled the job; our call for resumes is
> just a legal formality.
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> "SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE:" You'll need it to
> replace three people who just left.
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> "PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST:" You're walking into a company in
> perpetual chaos.
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> "REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS:" You'll have the responsibilities of a
> manager, without the pay or respect.
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> "GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS:" Management communicates, you listen, figure
> out what they want and do it.

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> "SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE:" You'll need it to
> replace three people who just left.
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