Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water
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A - The other 9 fish are crying.................
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Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) :
Phulwa,RaamPyaari,
RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were
crawling on the
wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa
started to sing a song. the
moment Phulwa
stopped singing the song,
RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and
RaamChuri
fell down
from the wall !!!...
WHY ???
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coz, they all started clapping
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Ek Aur
PJ Isse kehte hain.........
Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai.
lecture ke baad use bhookh
lagti hai. so
he goes to the canteen. canteen
mein gattu ek pav leta hai.
jaise hi woh
pav khane ke liye uthata hai to
dekhta hai ki uski plate mein
"jannat" likha hai.
To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai
ki gattu jiska
lecture attend karke aa raha hai!
, us proffessor ka
naam kya hai???
guess
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The answer is
Ishq Ki Chhaon.
Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"
"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....
Don't scratch ur head this is a
song from film "Dil Se"
One More
What wud u call a Gal who never
laughs....?
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HASINA !
Whatz a PJ ?
Obviously "a poor joke"
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- A "complex poor joke"
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Bcoz the joke part of it is
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Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2
cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have
anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?
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Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat
will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other
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cigarette another deadly answer. scroll down a little
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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani.
Pani ne aag lagayee."
us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".
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