Location: INDIA (sometimes Canada)
Posted on: 04-09-03 15:02:47
I talk, he talk; Why do you beech beech talk?
Open the windows and let the atmosphere come in'!
'Why are you naat filupping the blanks ?'
Maro saale ko:: Hit the brother in law
'Hey, u guys, please keep quiet. The president is rotating outside'
'Do not smoke and spoil the botany of ur body'
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Enjoy Happiness -- Happy from India
Location: INDIA (sometimes Canada)
Posted on: 04-09-03 15:04:07
Once a illiterate man went to England.he was wearing a DHOTI
a english man asked him , "What is this?", by catching his dhoti from behind.
The man catches his tie ands asks what it is.
Englishman replies, "It is a TIE"
Then the illiterate man replies :THIS is a BACK TIE
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Enjoy Happiness -- Happy from India
Location: INDIA (sometimes Canada)
Posted on: 05-10-03 17:18:29
“May I see you pretty soon?” the man asked before leaving his lover.
“Why?” she replied in a hurt tone. “Don’t you think I’m pretty now?”
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Enjoy Happiness -- Happy from India
Location: INDIA (sometimes Canada)
Posted on: 05-10-03 17:24:39
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game.
'I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents,' she said.
'What do you mean?' he asked.
'Well, everyone kept yelling, 'Get the quarter back!''
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Enjoy Happiness -- Happy from India
Some more on desi english:
Meet me behind the class.
My head is eating circles.
U both of three come here.
Cut the apple into two halves. Give me the bigger half.
