A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.
The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to
take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and
continues to read her book.

Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman
and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, [thinking "Isn't it obvious?"]

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing; I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the
woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true,but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment."

"Have a nice day, ma'am," and he left. . .

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's probable she can also
think.

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ani

Good joke to start a day...Thanks Ani

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Shreenivas

yep...good one

Smart women are well read.

Well read women are smart!!