Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation,USA.
A few days later he got this reply :

"Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates".


Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said:"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hain. Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa - par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath hindi mein translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ..... Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet ---- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ---- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance - ab Letter vetter bhej ne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ---- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ---- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ---- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates ---- Bilva BABA

Great joke!

By the way I like Laloo. He provides such a comic relief in an otherwise gloomy political climate.

Remember when he led a delegation to Japan and Japanese told him that if given free hand they would transform Bihar into Japan in three years.

In his characterisitc style he retorted-isme kya badi baat hai, humko teen mahinwa do hum Japanwa ko Bihar bana denge.

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