Posted on: 01-07-04 06:05:52
Strictly for ladies and men with a sense of humour!
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, while
their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the
worried faces.The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain
transplant.It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky and you will have to pay for
the brain yourselves."The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news.
After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a
brain cost?"
The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for
a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"
The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and said."It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."
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There is no key to happiness.... the door is always open.
Just a few days into married life and you are creating sexism - that's not fair 
Chandresh
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Chandresh
Advice is free – lessons I charge for!!
hmm...i'm not into creating anything chandresh... and it wud be nice if we refrain from making personal comments .
Besides...this post was strictly for women and men with pluck...so 
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There is no key to happiness.... the door is always open.
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Orginally posted by Mishej India
hmm...i'm not into creating anything chandresh... and it wud be nice if we refrain from making personal comments .
Besides...this post was strictly for women and men with pluck...so
I apologise if you found it as a personal attack - it was meant to be a comment in simple jest.
By the way, englighten me - what is meant by men with pluck??
Chandresh
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Chandresh
Advice is free – lessons I charge for!!
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Orginally posted by chandresh
By the way, englighten me - what is meant by men with pluck??
Chandresh
pluck
: the trait of showing courage and determination in spite of possible loss or injury ..
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There is no key to happiness.... the door is always open.
