Posted on: 24-08-15 15:06:47
She is from Canada
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he did not need a whole head, but only a half head. The boy said he would go ask his manager about the matter.
The boy walked into the back room and said, "There`s some idiot out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce."
As he was finishing saying this, he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half".
The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager called on the boy and said, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from son?"
The boy replied, "Canada, sir".
"Oh, really? Why did you leave Canada?" asked the manager.
The boy replied, "They`re all just whores and hockey players up there."
"My wife is from Canada!!"
The boy replied, "Really?? What team did she play for!?"
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Originally posted by happywoman36
wah wah Vagg.... u have mde all Canadian women including ur wife whore with ur stupid idiot joke. I am sure all ur fans will love u for calling their Canadian wives a whore.
Take a chill pill and enjoy the joke for what it is instead of trying to find a deeper meaning. CD sure is full of complicated people.
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Originally posted by happywoman36
wah wah Vagg.... u have mde all Canadian women including ur wife whore with ur stupid idiot joke. I am sure all ur fans will love u for calling their Canadian wives a whore.
You can't enjoy the joke?
Not a single joke thread goes without complicating the matters.
Desis sure are lacking the sense of humour.
Vagg, please stick to your 'Champak' jokes, man.
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Originally posted by happywoman36
except for the boy thinking on his feet, I didn't like or enjoy the joke vagg.how would u feel if we call u men whores/prostitutes?
I only pray ur mom or sisters are not in Canada. Mke them read this joke and see the slap u get on ur face.
Tip for enjoying a joke (should work for most of the people unless somebody like yourself who is hell bent upon finding a fault or something offensive in a joke): STOP TAKING THEM LITERALLY.
And I thought that everybody knew that but may be not
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Originally posted by febpreet
Not a single joke thread goes without complicating the matters.
Desis sure are lacking the sense of humour.
Vagg, please stick to your 'Champak' jokes, man.
I thought this was a champak joke compared to what was considered acceptable on CD just a short while ago
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Originally posted by happywoman36
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Originally posted by febpreet
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Originally posted by happywoman36
wah wah Vagg.... u have mde all Canadian women including ur wife whore with ur stupid idiot joke. I am sure all ur fans will love u for calling their Canadian wives a whore.
You can't enjoy the joke?
FP... I am sure ur wife is Canadian. tell her to read this joke and see her reaction. He has called ur wife a whore so, u should be angry.
Oh! Man. You know, forget it.
