Posted on: 07-08-15 13:36:42
A Texan guy bought a round of drinks after announcing that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby boy weighing twenty pounds."
Gasps of admiration echoed around the bar.
Two weeks later he returned and the bartender said, "Hey, you're the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth, aren't you?"
The father answered, "Fifteen pounds now."
"How come?" said the bartender. "He weighed twenty pounds at birth."
The Texan took a slow sip from his beer, wiped his lips on his shirt sleeves, leaned over to the bartender and said proudly, "Had him circumcised."
Kamaal ka beta paida kiya hey bande ne...
Bande ne nahin ....Mexican bande ne 
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Fido.
.... Good one
and content also seems OK for majority of CDians. Amazing !
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Originally posted by san-hugo
and content also seems OK for majority of CDians. Amazing !
Abhi to <50% walon ne hi respond kiya hey. I am sure others must be fuming silently.
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Originally posted by san-hugo
and content also seems OK for majority of CDians. Amazing !
Once bitten, twice shy :-(
Yaar, chup chaap padh lo, kya pata koi aur phir hamarey comments se offend ho jaaye. Aajkal kutch pata nahin chalta.
Banning season chal raha hey...
