Teasing the gorilla

It`s a beautiful warm day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She`s wearing a cute loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the beast goes crazy. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand and his feet, grunting and pounding his chest with his free hand. The gorilla is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, proposes that his wife tease the poor fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does, and the gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall. She does, and the gorilla is just about to tear the bars down.
"Now try lifting your dress up your thighs."
This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy. Suddenly, the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the cage door, slings her in with the gorilla and slams the door shut.
"Now, tell HIM you have a headache!!!"

hahahahaha!

This one's the best of your lot, Vagg

Ha ha ... awesome !!... a Friday awesome ....

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Fido.

Having seen how the husband opened the latch, it reopens the cage door and lets the lady out and as soon as she clears the doorway, it starts to chase the husband through the park and the wife screams at him and says, "Don't let the monster catch you".


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Taking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drove his new Ford Excursion into an Irish gas station. An attendant greeted him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro was.

Attendant.: "Top of the mornin' to ya!" the Irishman smiled, doffing his cap. As Tiger got out of the mammoth vehicle, and stretched himself and yawned, two tees fell out of his pocket. He picked the two tees and asked "So what are those, lad?" .

Tiger.: "They're called tees," he replied.

Attendant. :"And what would ya be usin' 'em for, now?" (inquired the Irishman.?)

Tiger.: "Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," said Tiger.

Attendant.: "AW! Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph," exclaimed (the Irish attendant.) "Those fellas at FORD think of everything EH!!"

Remembering some of Vaggs good ones .

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Fido.

Somehow I laugh every time I read this one ..

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Fido.