Sir: Define Energy ?
Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.
Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.
Santa: "and this is called Energy......"
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Salesman: Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?
Santa: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!
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Location: God's own country
Posted on: 04-06-14 05:34:54
English please, if you want Tamilians to understand !
Murali Krishna
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I am a Gents and not a Ladies.
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Originally posted by tamilkuravan
English please, if you want Tamilians to understand !
Murali Krishna
Please Google for wait for Fullhouse to help you.
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Originally posted by tamilkuravan
Please Google for wait for Fullhouse to help you.
Murali Krishna
http://canadiandesi.com/read.php?TID=35195
I can surely translate this simple joke without missing the gist. But it might be just a literal translation of the words provided and might not carry the wittiness with which it is written.
Most of the responses that I gave to such witty ones were double barrelled and it at times becomes synical.
Also I was under the impression that the 'ads' posted in the CHARCHA section get sensored by the MODERATOR. Unless pimping some ones services is considered as not an advertisement.
I am humbled by this experience. Also glad to see that there are at the least two posters here who read my postings and also look out for my helping other posters who are seeking good help.
But do I need this promotion? Or are you limiting the responses to just one person? If so, then I want the posters to PM me directly or ask them to do it. And I look forward rto responding to them personally.
Thank you both for promoting my free help services on CD. Also I might need your services in the future if and when I open up a CATHOUSE or an ESCORT SERVICES, I will approach for your able help at that time. And of course you both will get a substantial discount at that time, if and when you book for the same. You can become an agent or a 'PIMP' as we call them in common parlance.
Your humble apologies are accepted and acknowledged here in advance.
You both made my day.
FH.
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Originally posted by Full House
Thank you both for promoting my free help services on CD. Also I might need your services in the future if and when I open up a CATHOUSE or an ESCORT SERVICES, I will approach for your able help at that time. And of course you both will get a substantial discount at that time, if and when you book for the same. You can become an agent or a 'PIMP' as we call them in common parlance.
FH.
OMG. Freddie sir, being the most respected and matured member with wealth of knowledge on this forum the pun was never intended at you (and I thought you would get that). The intent was to make one taste his own medicine i.e. a rude response that was posted to a genuine request. But again if you feel openly criticized and feel hurt, then I openly apologize for giving you that impression.
Keep bringing the wisdom to the forum (yeah occasionally wit too).
Being said that I guess time for me to take little break. Not saying that I will stop posting/meddling but definitely time for retro or else soon I will be in need of help 
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Originally posted by Full House
I can surely translate this simple joke without missing the gist. But it might be just a literal translation of the words provided and might not carry the wittiness with which it is written.
Most of the responses that I gave to such witty ones were double barrelled and it at times becomes synical.
Also I was under the impression that the 'ads' posted in the CHARCHA section get sensored by the MODERATOR. Unless pimping some ones services is considered as not an advertisement.
I am humbled by this experience. Also glad to see that there are at the least two posters here who read my postings and also look out for my helping other posters who are seeking good help.
But do I need this promotion? Or are you limiting the responses to just one person? If so, then I want the posters to PM me directly or ask them to do it. And I look forward rto responding to them personally.
Thank you both for promoting my free help services on CD. Also I might need your services in the future if and when I open up a CATHOUSE or an ESCORT SERVICES, I will approach for your able help at that time. And of course you both will get a substantial discount at that time, if and when you book for the same. You can become an agent or a 'PIMP' as we call them in common parlance.
Your humble apologies are accepted and acknowledged here in advance.
You both made my day.
FH.
