Posted on: 27-01-14 16:14:40
Teacher-How many planets are there?
Santa -Mercury, Venus, Jupiter vagerah. Vagerah
Teacher-Aur batao?
Santa-Aur bas ...sab badhiya!!! Ekdum
Mata raani ki kripa....
Aap sunao...??
☺😀
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If a man is allowed to select a girl from 100 girls
and even if he picks the most beautiful girl ;
,
he still FEELS the PAIN 
:'(
of losing the remaining NINETY NINE.
Yet women say men don't have
FEELINGS..
😜😝😛😜😛😍😘
Height of Misunderstanding:
Someone placed a bomb near a lady!
Everyone around started telling "Aunty bomb hai"!!!
She smiled & said :
"Nahi re, Ab pehle jaisi baat kaha" 😛
Really good ones.
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DELHI INDIAN
