Posted on: 06-08-10 15:03:46
"Aisi Apni Wife Ho"
Aisi apni wife ho
5"7' jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehera jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light ho,
Umar me difference slight ho,
Thodi si woh quiet ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.
Sadak par sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
India ki paidaish ho,
Saas ki seva jiski khwaish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.
Padosi jab dekhe to haat me uske knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho,
Dono mein na kabhi fight ho,
Milne ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey prabhu, teri archana uski life ho,
Yeh kavita padhke sab kahe, "Guru, tum right ho.",
Aisi apni wife ho.
Kaash yeh concept
0.0001 percent bhi right ho,
Agar aisi apni wife ho, to kya haseen life ho,
Har kisi ki yehi farmaish ho,
Kudrat ki bhi aazmaish ho,
Khuda ke software mein bhi bug ki na goonjaish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.
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"Aisa Apna Husband Ho"
Aisa Apna Husband Ho"
6'-6'2" jiski height ho,
Baal jiske ghane hon,
Aur pet uska "6 pack" ho,
Biwi ka har nakhra uthaye,
Itna mizas uska light ho,
Husband aisa he bright ho.
Uff tak na kare itna quiet ho,
Dinner apne aap banaaye jab bhi romantic night ho,
Shopping kar ke jab bhi mein ghar aoon,
Bolay begum tum kitni nice ho,
Husband aisa he bright ho.
Mujhe rani bana kar rakhe,
to phir zindagi delight ho,
Saas sussar ke samne kahe,
jaan tum hamesha right ho,
Hamesha apni haar maan jaye,
Jab bhi kabhi fight ho,
Husband aisa he bright ho
Jahaan chaahoon jaaoon, jo chaahe karoon,
Kuch iss tarah ki life ho,
Har doosre week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho,
Aisa ho jaye ke main urroon aasman mein, jaise kite ho,
Husband aisa he bright ho.
funny...
btw : wht does this mean ...
Padosi jab dekhe to haat me uske knife ho ????
Hi ashedfc
Kiske haat me knife ho? He or she?
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He who has not acquired one of the following: religious merit (dharma), wealth (artha), satisfaction of desires (kama), or liberation (moksa) is repeatedly born to die
Yaar yeh to online violence ho gaya beacuse you guys are talking about knife openly.
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He who has not acquired one of the following: religious merit (dharma), wealth (artha), satisfaction of desires (kama), or liberation (moksa) is repeatedly born to die
Well said.
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He who has not acquired one of the following: religious merit (dharma), wealth (artha), satisfaction of desires (kama), or liberation (moksa) is repeatedly born to die
Quote:
Originally posted by ashedfc
Husband & wife want to kill each other from the very first day (they are rarely happy with each other - still they live their whole life).
Why couples hold hands when they get married?
It's like shaking hands before a boxing match
