Posted on: 05-04-10 10:56:34
The wife came home early to find her husband making love to a beautiful sexy young woman.
"You unfaithful, disrespectful jerk! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife,
the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house and I want a divorce!"
The husband, replied, "Wait! Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened."
"It'll be the last thing I will hear from you so make it fast, you cheating creep."
"While driving home this young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so defenceless that I went ahead and allowed
her into my car. I noticed she was very thin, not well dressed and dirty. She mentioned she had not eaten for
three days. Out of compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night
that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain more weight.
When I served them to her, the poor young thing, practically inhaled them. Since she was dirty I asked
her if she'd like to bathe. While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were worn-out and full of holes so
I threw them away.
Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you no longer wear because they're too tight on
you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you dont wear because I don't have
good taste.
I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you won't wear just to bother my sister
and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you
saw your co-worker wearing the same pair.
After she dressed, I walked the young woman to the door where she turned around and with tears of
gratitude streaming down her cheeks,
she asked me, "Sir, do you have anything else your wife doesn't use?"
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The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.”
Mahatma Gandhi
she asked me, "Sir, do you have anything else your wife doesn't use?"
You remember the Japanese rice beer that you said you will never drink, I told her about it and she said "What is saki to you is sock it to me".....
Freddie.
Quote:
Originally posted by gopalpai
The wife came home early to find her husband making love to a beautiful sexy young woman.
"You unfaithful, disrespectful jerk! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife,
the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house and I want a divorce!"
The husband, replied, "Wait! Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened."
"It'll be the last thing I will hear from you so make it fast, you cheating creep."
"While driving home this young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so defenceless that I went ahead and allowed
her into my car. I noticed she was very thin, not well dressed and dirty. She mentioned she had not eaten for
three days. Out of compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night
that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain more weight.
When I served them to her, the poor young thing, practically inhaled them. Since she was dirty I asked
her if she'd like to bathe. While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were worn-out and full of holes so
I threw them away.
Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you no longer wear because they're too tight on
you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you dont wear because I don't have
good taste.
I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you won't wear just to bother my sister
and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you
saw your co-worker wearing the same pair.
After she dressed, I walked the young woman to the door where she turned around and with tears of
gratitude streaming down her cheeks,
she asked me, "Sir, do you have anything else your wife doesn't use?"
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Lesson - Respect what you got.
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Saloni
The dress you gave to her will not last forever, She will need to change it, i have few clothes which my wife is not using now a days, can you give her my mob number XXXX.
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Originally posted by imate1
The dress you gave to her will not last forever, She will need to change it, i have few clothes which my wife is not using now a days, can you give her my mob number XXXX.
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Hi Mr. Imate,
I talked to the lady on your behalf, she repied, "She got enough actually the person who helped her with other stuff got her job too in his office".
She said to ask you, if your wife has something which you don't use anymore or you don't like that stuff. Her Husband will be interested to pick up the stuff, can you please provide with your wife's mobile number instead yours to help her.
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I hope you will take it as a joke to your joke and understand what kind of jokes are appropriate and learn to respect a woman.
Quote:
Originally posted by Womanforwoman
Quote:
Originally posted by imate1
The dress you gave to her will not last forever, She will need to change it, i have few clothes which my wife is not using now a days, can you give her my mob number XXXX.
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Hi Mr. Imate,
I talked to the lady on your behalf, she repied, "She got enough actually the person who helped her with other stuff got her job too in his office".
She said to ask you, if your wife has something which you don't use anymore or you don't like that stuff. Her Husband will be interested to pick up the stuff, can you please provide with your wife's mobile number instead yours to help her.
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I hope you will take it as a joke to your joke and understand what kind of jokes are appropriate and learn to respect a woman.
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huh? this joke is over.
