Women Can Be So Insensitive

Ralph returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told

him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, Ralph asks his wife

for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.

About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you

know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?"

Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again.

Later, as Ralph gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realises he now

has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey

please... just one more time before I die?"

She says, "Of course, dear." And they make love for the third time. After

this session, the wife rolls over & falls asleep.

Ralph, however, worried about his impending death, tosses & turns until

he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only

4 more hours. Do you think we could...?"

At this point the wife sits up and says, "Listen Ralph, I have to get up

in the morning. You don't."

lmao..
Dying or not..sounded like a typical story of a man :P

Need to find Ralph's doc..
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and if 24 hours are over his wife too.....(I know way out of line...but hey it's a joke)