HUSBANDS FOR SALE !



A store that sells husbands has just opened in Kathmandu Mall, where a

woman may go to choose a husband.







Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store

operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !







There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper

ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may

choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes

to the Husband Store to find a husband.





The first floor sign reads:



Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.



The second floor sign reads:



Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.



The third floor sign reads:



Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely

good looking.



‘Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.



She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:



Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead

good looking and help with the housework.







Oh! mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:



Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead

gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.







She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign

reads:



Floor 6 - You are visitor 9,099,012 to this floor. There are no men on

this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.





Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit

the building, and have a nice day!

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Growing Old Is Mandatory ..Growing UP is Optional

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If you have a gun, you can rob a bank.
If you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
- Bill Maher

Well, not exactly a joke, but... http://www.husbandforhire.com/

that is awesome and so true

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Inderpal Singh
Sorry - yesterday was the deadline for all complaints
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