Life Is Backwards


Jump to Page:
< Previous  [ 1 ]    Next >




clinton   
Member since: Jul 06
Posts: 146
Location:

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 08-10-08 21:03:38

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that a bonus?? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school.

You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm."


-----------------------------------------------------------------

Clinton


irock   
Member since: Jan 08
Posts: 344
Location: Toronto

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 09-10-08 10:37:35


guess you had a really good booze at 8 pm.

tell us what you had. Looks like really good one to make us fuddle like this....


-----------------------------------------------------------------
i..........rock........!!!!!


blorean   
Member since: Apr 08
Posts: 528
Location:

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 09-10-08 15:33:37

Quote:
Originally posted by clinton

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death. What's that a bonus?? I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school.

You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm."



Funny...also ethereal.

But you had nothing to do with birth. You have everything to do with death :)


-----------------------------------------------------------------
If you have a gun, you can rob a bank.
If you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
- Bill Maher




Jump to Page: < Previous  [ 1 ]    Next >

Discussions similar to: Life Is Backwards

Topic Forum Views Replies
Sticky: Old Doordarshan Serials ! Your Pick ? ( 1 2 3 ... Last )
Filmi Gupshup 195383 193
DRIVER’S HANDBOOK NOTES
Just Landed 5538 2
Being Vegetarian ( 1 2 3 ... Last )
General 29507 157
Top Eight Reasons NOT to immigrate to Canada ** ( 1 2 3 ... Last )
Jobs 65335 324
Poll: steve jobs speech
General 1640 6
Top Eight Reasons NOT to immigrate to Canada ( 1 2 3 4 )
Moving Soon 9219 27
Sticky: All Home Hunters Unite! ( 1 2 3 ... Last )
Real Estate & Mortgages 68163 201
Drinking away their loneliness ...
News and Events 1639 0
Pension can send home country After Retirement in canada
Family Class 2634 3
Drug Design/Research/Development: Outsourced to India
Our Native Country! 4119 3
Lease agreement- Problem at the end of lease ( 1 2 3 )
Real Estate & Mortgages 9209 20
What to Expect When You Immigrate ( 1 2 )
General 3990 11
Life Is Backwards
Have Fun! 1534 2
Dark Side of Dubai !
General 3637 4
President Obama's speech at Cairo University ( 1 2 )
General 1850 7
The Best Answers to Tough Interview Questions ( 1 2 3 4 )
Jobs 10467 24
'Next Dubai' could be closer than you think
Independent Category 2343 3
Yahoo Article. 10 Reasons You Shouldn't Retire
Financial Planning 2020 2
Is university worth it ?
Study 2813 1
GOLD BULLS...........ROARING AGAIN? ( 1 2 3 ... Last )
Financial Planning 23707 57
TN Visa to Green Card ( 1 2 3 4 5 )
USA 9533 31
quesiton on buying business of convenience store ( 1 2 3 4 )
Business 8787 22
TGIF They say it is true.
Have Fun! 2679 0
WHODATHUNKIT ( 1 2 3 )
General 9181 17
 


Share:
















Advertise Contact Us Privacy Policy and Terms of Usage FAQ
Canadian Desi
© 2001 Marg eSolutions


Site designed, developed and maintained by Marg eSolutions Inc.