One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the BuffaloTheory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:

'Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'

To all the smart guys/gals out there!

good one !!!!!!!!!


Save the Earth, its the only planet with beer.....

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Hillarious

Nice segway to my question which I hope by the way will not be misconstrued as thread hijacking.

So are there any beer lovers here? I mean seriously...not the ones that drink to knock themselves out cold. Which is your favourite beer? Personally I love the taste of wheat beers. Germans have the best - Hacker-Pschorr Weise is fantabulous. I am not being pretentious by the way. Have a ordinary Lager like Bud and then have a Hacker and you will know what I am talking about. Paulaner is another that is just divine.

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If you have a gun, you can rob a bank.
If you have a bank, you can rob everyone.
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Heineken and Bud.
Maximum two. Need to drive after that.