The Pastor's Ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he

entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read: ....

PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity

that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in

another race. The next day, the local paper headline

read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the

Pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided

to give it to a nun in a nearby
convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the

following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would

have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a

farmer for $10. The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the

nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains

where it could run wild. The next day the headlines

read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

Alas, the Bishop was buried the next day.

MORAL OF THE STORY?

Being concerned about public opinion can bring you

much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So,

be yourself and enjoy life ... stop worrying about

everyone else's ass and you'll live longer and be a

lot happier!

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Real Estate Sales Representative
Accredited Buyer Representative (ABR)

Re/Max West Realty Inc, Brokerage
96, Rexdale Blvd., Toronto

Mobile: 416-843-7600
Office: 416-745-2300
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