Santa gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. He has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense.
As soon as he boarded the plane, a Boeing737, he started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....."
He sort of forgets where he is, even the pilot in the cock-pit hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts "Be silent!"
There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is looking at Santa and the angry Pilot.
Santa stared at the pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started shouting, "OEING! OEING! OEING! OE...."


Santa to a girl: I want to marry you.
Girl: But, I am a year elder to you.
Santa: Then, I'll marry you next year.

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: February eleventh.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

ek galthi kare - Anjaan,

Jo do galthi kare - Naadaan,
Jo teen galthi kare - Shaitan,
Jo galthi karke sudarna chahe - Afghanistan
Jo galtiyon pe galthi kare aur kabhi na sudre -Pakistan. (sorry friends!)
Jo har galthi maaf kare - HINDUSTAN.
Jo galti kabhi na kare - Jaapaan
Jo khud galti kare par phir bhi doosre ki galti dhoonde - America(n!!)

I enjoyed your chut kule.

I have one:

Biwi: Tum muje kitna pyar karte ho?
Miya: Shahjahan jitna !
Biwi: Mere marne ke baad Taj mahal banaoge?
Miya: Maine to plot bhi le liya hai, delay to tum kar rahi ho!