Enjoy some of the catchy slogans......

1) Sign on a railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khana free.

2) Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here. She may
be your grandmother!

3) Seen on a bulletin board:
Success is relative. More the success, more the
relatives.

4)Sign at a barber's saloon in Juhu, Bombay:
We need your heads to run our business.

5)A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough
-or else they never will be.....

6)Sign in a restaurant:
All drinking water in this establishment has been
personally passed by the manager.

THE BEST ONE :
7) Its God's responsibility to forgive the terrorist
organizations such as Jaish, Lashkar etc.
Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between
them and God.
Indian Armed Forces

The liquid inside young coconuts
can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half
more than seven (7) times.

Donkeys kill more people annually
than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping
than you do watching television.


Oak trees do not produce acorns
until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley's gum.


The King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive
from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women,
what does this tell you!)

Apples, not caffeine,
are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

Most dust particles in your house are made from
DEAD SKIN!

The first owner of the Marlboro Company
died of lung cancer.
So did the first "<ST1:PLACE w:st="on"><ST1:CITY w:st="on">Marlboro</ST1:CITY> <ST1:STATE w:st="on">Man.</ST1:STATE></ST1:PLACE>"

Walt Disney was afraid
OF MICE!

PEARLS MELT
IN VINEGAR!

The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but, not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
And the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)

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I am a Gents and not a Ladies.