WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE
George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian , Mississippi , was
going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in
the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should
lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."
George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips'
residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT!
Don't mess with old people.
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The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.”
Mahatma Gandhi
This is DEFINITELY not a true story.
But this guy in texas saw a guy stealing a tv at his or his neighbours home. Calls 911 and asks for the cops. Cops take while. So while on 911 call he says he will shoot the guy if the cops don't show up. The cops did not show up and this guy shot the thief dead.
Its legal in texas. Not sure about Canada.
Now this is a true story.
True or not...but it sure is a hilarious PJ....
Good one....
But I hope no one tries it...
just incase you are interested:
http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/response.asp
too good.
wall-e, sincere advise pl. don't be a spoilport, by posting link etc. You are unncessarily wasting your time, if you have already read it, just leave it at that. You should have posted link before GP if you are that smart. Now by posting link you are trying to outsmart GP.
It is just fun,read,enjoy and forget.
American police is nothing in front of Indian Police, they try to find culprits after the crime, indian police know the culprits before the crime. ( cause they are told not to reach the crime spot till the time criminals finish the job. ). There had been instances in India where jailors lets the undertrial go free in night to rob and come back in morning- the booty is shared.
It is said in INDIA , the only difference between the criminal and cop is brown dress which the cop is wearing.
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Come here and feel the difference, It happens only in India
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