A smart Japanese child in an American School class..

on world historical events!!

It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son

of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.



The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history:--



*Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?' She saw a sea of

blank faces, except for ------- --- Suzuki, who had his hand up.

"Patrick Henry, 1775." He said.



"Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by

the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth'"?



---Again, no response except from Suzuki. "Abraham

Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki.



The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.

Suzuki,who is new to our country, knows more about its history

than you do. "She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Japs."

"Who said that?" she demanded. --Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee

Iacocca, 1982."



*At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke [vomit]"



---The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"



Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush [Sr.] to the

Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."



Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"



---Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and

shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"



Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You

little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you."



---Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice,

"[California Congressman] Gary Condit to Chandra Levy 2001."



(The teacher fainted.) And as the class gathered

around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're

f**ked!"



---and Suzuki said, "Americans,... in Iraq 2004!"

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