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****BIHAR Driving Licence PHORM****


STATE of BIHAR DRIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHAROM *********************************************************************
NOTE : If you dont know the answers, please copy from another applikason phorom and submit. For further instructions, see bottom applikason. Please do not shoot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the license amd license fee 500 Rs immediately. Please dont ask for more . Every applicant is entitled to a sum of Rs 500 only.

Last name (Yadav/Sinha/Pandey/Mishra/don't know)

Phust name_) Ramprasad
(_) LakhanPal
(_) LalooPrasad
(_) Jamnaprasad
(_) Dont know
(Check appropriate box)

Age: (_) Less than zhero
(_) Zhero
(_) Greater than zhero
(_) Don't know
(Please tick only one of them)

Sex:____ M _____ F _____ not sure _____ not applicable
____ ALL of the above
(Please tick only one of them)
(DO NOT fill name of the days of the week in the blanks)

Chappal Size:____ Left ____ Right
(People with only one leg can leave one option blank)

Occupassan :
(_) Politician
(_) Doodhwala
(_) Pehelwaan
(_) House wife
(_) All of the above

Bhife Name: __________________________
(if u dont know then leave it as it is )

Relationship with Bhife :
(Please tick only one of them)
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet

Do u own a vehicle (_) Yes (_) No (_) Don't know
(for driving a bullockcart ,tonga, Cycle and Rickshaw license is not needed)

Vehicle number ______
(In case u dont know what is vehicle number just take the photograph of the white plate attached in front of your vehicle and attach with this pharom)

Number of children living in household: ___
___ Don't remember
Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________
Sex :____ M _____ F _____ not sure _____ not applicable
____ ALL of the above
(Please tick only one of them)

Phather's Name: _______________________
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ not sure _____ not applicable
____ ALL of the above (Please tick only one of them)
(Mother and Phather should be married)

Heducasson : 1 2 3 4 5 (Circle highest grade completed)

Number of years spent in each grade (1) __ (2)__ (3) __ (4) __ (5)__

Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_

Do you consume alcohol : (_) Yes

What is your daily consumption of alocohol
(_)1
(_)2
(_)3
(_)4
(_)Dont know

Unit of consumption:
(_) Jug, (_)thaili , (_)bottle ,(_) Gallon

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_) Champak
(_) Indrajal
(_)
(_) The great Bihar Dairy
(_) Blank sheets

___ Number of times you've SHOT a UFO
___ Number of times you've SHOT yourself.

Do you bathe?
(_) Yes
(_) No
(_) Not applicable

Do u bathe with water __ Yes __ No __ Don't Know
If yes, how often do you bathe?
(_) Weekly
(_) Monthly
(_) Quarterly
(_) Yearly

Color of teeth:
(_) Yellow
(_) Brownish-Yellow
(_) Brown
(_) Black
(_) Others - Give exact color
(_) Not applicable
How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)5 mile (_)10 miles (_)don't know
_________________________________________________________________________________
Your thumb impresson here
(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not copy thumb impression also. Please
provide your own thumb impression.)
PLEASE DO NOT USE THUMB OF YOUR LEGS.
Use thumb on your left hand only. If you dont have left hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do
not have right hand, use thumb on left hand.
NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DRIVE.)
For instructions to fill this applikason pharom, see beginning of applikason phorom.
Ishmile and have a Nice Day every day