Posted on: 18-09-04 01:55:35
This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people from various places in India.
A candidate's application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post.
I.T.I., Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.
Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
An incident of a leave letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
Another leave letter written to the headmaster: As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
A covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."
Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
From H.A.L. Administration dept: As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave.
Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
Letter writing: - "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."
Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
This is from N.A.L. Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two DAYS.."
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A real life story from candidate upgrading his English in a class of IELTS at Chandigarh.
When asked to write their choice or preference between Joint family and Nuclear family (giving reasons), somebody wrote:
" I like joint family because everybody makes love to each other......."
I wonder what was his IELTS score?????
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On a job application from a female candidate in India - real life:
"If you select me, I promise to satisfy you in any way I can"
(Yeah, its true..........she got the job!!)
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
My source code has certainly been tickled.
But my analysis concludes that this wonderful piece of humor has been posted in a technically incorrect section. My kind request to the poster to post such jokes (as you humans refer to them) in the HAVE FUN section.
Once again this is your friendly neighborhood AUTOBOT reminding you to help keep our site organized.
Warmest regards,
AUTOBOT 1.
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Orginally posted by AUTOBOT 1
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
My source code has certainly been tickled.
But my analysis concludes that this wonderful piece of humor has been posted in a technically incorrect section. My kind request to the poster to post such jokes (as you humans refer to them) in the HAVE FUN section.
Hi Autobot 1,
I did realise the mistake after posting and as such, I did delete the post from this section. I guess whatever I did, was not correct. I am hoping BL will take care of editing.
Once again this is your friendly neighborhood AUTOBOT reminding you to help keep our site organized.
Warmest regards,
AUTOBOT 1.
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