Posted on: 29-05-15 11:50:04
That's my job!!!
A man walked into a Wal-Mart and the Greeter said, "Automotive, aisle 15."
The man asked, "How did you know I was here to get oil?"
The Greeter replied, "That's my job."
Another man walked in and the Greeter said, "Sporting goods, aisle 28."
The man asked, "How did you know I wanted fishing supplies?"
The Greeter replied, "That's my job."
A woman walked in and the Greeter said, "Tampons, aisle 5."
The woman said, "No, I'm here for hemorrhoid medicine."
The Greeter said, "Darn, I missed it by an inch!"
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Hold it there for a moment... : Now they can even buy the KING SIZE ones, NO taxes from 1st JULY 2015. WOW, Big Bonus. !
Remember the MONKEY Joke !! If it fits there, it will fit anywhere. !!!
Edit. : http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/2015/05/28/conservatives-remove-federal-tax-on-feminine-hygiene-products-as-of-july-1.html
Thanks for reminding the measuring monkey joke ..That was a classic one !!
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