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Posted on: 08-01-12 00:41:28
Santa ka ek Buddha padosi accident me mar gaya…Woh uske ghar gaya aur poocha “BODY AAGAYI KYA?”Tabhi body lekar ambulance AA gayi…Santa Bola “Ye Lo ! Uncle ki badi lambi umar hai !!”
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Originally posted by san-hugo
Santa ka ek Buddha padosi accident me mar gaya…Woh uske ghar gaya aur poocha “BODY AAGAYI KYA?”Tabhi body lekar ambulance AA gayi…Santa Bola “Ye Lo ! Uncle ki badi lambi umar hai !!”
Good one.Bolo Pandit Santa maharaj ki.....jai
nice....one.....LOL.......
Ek aur suno !!
संता सिंह की पत्नी ने इतराते हुए सवाल किया, "सुनिए, आपको मुझमें सबसे अच्छा क्या लगता है - मेरा खूबसूरत चेहरा, या मेरी समझदारी...?"
संता ने मुस्कुराते हुए जवाब दिया, "मुझे तो तेरी यह मज़ाक करने की आदत सबसे ज़्यादा पसंद है...
the great Pdt Santa Singh !!
Quote:
Originally posted by san-hugo
Ek aur suno !!
संता सिंह की पत्नी ने इतराते हुए सवाल किया, "सुनिए, आपको मुझमें सबसे अच्छा क्या लगता है - मेरा खूबसूरत चेहरा, या मेरी समझदारी...?"
संता ने मुस्कुराते हुए जवाब दिया, "मुझे तो तेरी यह मज़ाक करने की आदत सबसे ज़्यादा पसंद है...
Sahi....Jo baat har ek pati ke jubaan par aake rukati he wo Santa bezijak bol dalta he...
This Santa singh seems intelligent and courageous...must be from Punjab
Santa ka ek Buddha padosi accident me mar gaya…
Santa's 'Buddha podosi'(???) dead in an accident..
Woh uske ghar gaya aur poocha “BODY AAGAYI KYA?”
Santa went to deceased person's house and asked 'BODY ARRIVED?'
Tabhi body lekar ambulance AA gayi…
Ambulance arrived with Tabhi (dead???) body..
Santa Bola “Ye Lo ! Uncle ki badi lambi umar hai !!”
Santa said "Take this.. Uncles big lambi umar hai(??????????)!!"
LOL liked post mortem of this joke by you , here are clarifications on doubts ::
ASSUMTION as a PREREQUISITE for the joke is you are aware of a famous saying that in case you are talking about somebody in third person (in simple terms bitching!) and that person arrives at scene at that point of time, it is assumed that the person will live long. phew !
Santa ka ek Buddha padosi accident me mar gaya…
An old neighbor of Santa died in an accident..
Woh uske ghar gaya aur poocha “BODY AAGAYI KYA?”
Santa went to deceased person's house and asked 'has BODY ARRIVED?'
Tabhi body lekar ambulance AA gayi…
At same time (Tabhi), the ambulance arrived.. (ofcourse with dead body).
Santa Bola “Ye Lo ! Uncle ki badi lambi umar hai !!”
remebering the saying, Santa said oh man, it seems uncle will live long !!
LOL "yeh lo" is not 'take this' haha its rather a slang !! like 'o man' or 'o shit' or 'oh god' , oh boy, and oh F...
Caution : this joke will generate no laugh if told in english !!
