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chittesh
Member since: May 05

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Posted on: 06-02-14 13:16:13

A 70 year old man went for a Sperm Test. The Doctor gave him a bottle to collect sperm.

The next day, the man came with the empty bottle & said he tried with his left hand then right hand. Then his wife tried with her left hand & right hand. Then his daughter-in-law tried with both hands & mouth. Then the neighbor's wife & daughter tried the same way..

but could not open the damn Bottle....!!
I don't send dirty jokes all the time...

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bhootnath
Member since: Mar 11

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Posted on: 06-02-14 15:25:09

hmm..may be he needed son-in-law or neighbouring friend's hand... you know men carry the tools

I don't send dirty response all the times...

Fido
Member since: Aug 06

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Posted on: 06-02-14 16:14:59

Jokes apart - I watched this movie 'Vicky Donor' ...Appeared boring in the beginning but the movie is great and the end fabulous .... A must watch and Annu Kaapor has put up his best performance ever ...

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Full House
Member since: Oct 12

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Posted on: 06-02-14 16:16:38

HOLD IT TIGHT BETWEEN THE TWO KNEES AND..... Come on baby...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im9XuJJXylw

Njoy,

FH.

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