Boy to gals father: " I knw it's just a formality but still I ask u , can I marry ur daughter?"

Father: " who told it's just a formality?"

Boy: " GYNAECOLOGIST..!!!"

Double ought, Eh !!

FH.

नशा करना बुरी बात है!

एक चीता सिगरेट का कश लगाने ही वाला था कि अचानक चूहा वहाँ आया और बोला, "भाई छोड़ दो नशा, आओ मेरे साथ, देखो जंगल कितना खूबसूरत है।"

चीता चूहे के साथ चल दिया।

आगे हाथी कोकीन ले रहा था, चूहा फिर बोला, "भाई छोड़ दो नशा, आओ मेरे साथ, देखो जंगल कितना खूबसूरत है।"

हाथी भी साथ चल दिया।

आगे शेर व्हिस्की पीने की तैयारी कर रहा था, चूहे ने उसे भी वही कहा।

शेर ने ग्लास साइड पर रखा और चूहे को 5-6 थप्पड़ मारे।

हाथी बोला: अरे क्यों मार रहे हो इस बेचारे को?

शेर बोला, "ये साला रोज़ अफ़ीम पीके ऐसे ही सबको पूरी रात जंगल घुमाता है।"

one more........

Ek baar ek ladka ghar mein sharaab pee kar aaya aur apne Dad se bachne ke liye ek badi si book lekar padhne laga!

Dad: Oye nalaayak, aaj phir sharab pee kar aaya hai kya...?

Son: Nahin Dad, bilkul nahin, kyun?

Dad: Kamine, toh phir pichle 10 minute se breifcase khol ke kya bak-bak kar raha hai...

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Aaj se 300 saal pehle MATHS bahut masoom aur pyara tha.

Ek din kuch badmash students ne MATHS ko bahut maara... itna maara, itna maara ki bechare MATHS ki jaan chali gayi. Lekin jaate jaate MATHS sab students ko ek baddua de gaya... Main to ja raha hoon lekin..."MATHS"

M = Meri
A = Aatma
T = Tumhe
H = Hamesha
S = Satayegi

Aaj bhi maths ki aatma bhatak rahi hai aur saare students ko sata rahi hai aur hamesha satati rahegi....

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A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer", the father says. "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her."

Frantically, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like hell they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."

She calls Scotland immediately and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife, "Done! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way."