Per tv reports, he's out of the team as of today. Some jokes abt him:


Behind every successful man, there is a successful woman. Behind every successful batsman, there is Kamran Akmal

Unlukiest dismissal in international cricket:
‘caught Akmal bold …..’

Kamran Akmal’s take on wicket keeping – making sure the batsman keeps his wicket for as long as possible

Kamran Akmal’s favourite pickup line – can I drop you anywhere?

What do Kamran Akmal and Michael Jackson have in common? Both wear gloves for no apparent reason.

Kamran Akmal is every robber's dream, because he will never be able to
catch them.

Why did Kamran Akmal have to walk back to the team hotel after the match? Because he failed to catch the bus!

What do Kamran Akmal and a funnel have in common? Both let things through easily.

It’s time to drop Kamran Akmal, just so he knows how the ball feels.

Ever wondered how the third best wicket keeper in the Akmal family is the first choice wicket keeper in the country?

If a movie were to be made starring Kamran Akmal, it title would be "The
one who dropped the ball".

What is the one thing that Kamran Akmal is really good at? Clapping!
Because he's always eager to put his hands together before the ball reaches him.

From Rashid Latif, former WK for Pakistan:
“I watch Kamran if he is playing exceedingly well. Else playing bad is common for him”

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Originally posted by KumarM
Why did Kamran Akmal have to walk back to the team hotel after the match? Because he failed to catch the bus!

What do Kamran Akmal and a funnel have in common? Both let things through easily.

What is the one thing that Kamran Akmal is really good at? Clapping!
Because he's always eager to put his hands together before the ball reaches him.

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