Pintu was having habbit of eating nails of his hand, His parents sent him to Ramdev Baba for treatment….. . . .

Now Pintu can also eat nails of his legs...........

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A poor man of U.P catches a fish but can't cook due to No gas No electricity No Oil Man puts fish back in to river. Fish comes up and shout

"Mayaavati zindabaad

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Santa london k ek hotel me murgi khaane gaya lekin murgi ka english word bhool gaya Waiter: What would you like to have sir ?

Santa: 1 plate Egg's mother

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Gabbar : ye hath muje de de Thakur.

Frustrated Thakur : Le le, mere bhi le le, Kalia ke bhi le le, Basanti k bhi le le.Jai or veeru ke bhi le le aur DURGA MATA ban ja.

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The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.”
Mahatma Gandhi

good ones.