Where to Cross The Border?


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If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally You Get 12 Years Hard Labour.
If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitely.
If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally, You Get Shot.
If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed.
If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally You May Never Be Heard Again.
If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally You Will Be Branded A Spy
And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.
If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally You Will Be Thrown Into
Political Prison To Rot.


If You Enter Britain Illegally You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And
Sent To Prison And Deported

If You Are A P******** or a B********** And Illegally Cross The Indian
Border You Get

- A Ration Card,
- Passport (1 or more)
- Haj Subsidy,
- A Drivers License,
- Voter Identity Card,
- Job Reservation,
- Special Privileges,
- Credit Cards,
- Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
- Free Education,
- Free Health Care,
- A Lobbyist In New Delhi ,with a ready Television Channel & group of
expert human right activists.
- The right to talk about secularism, which was not heard of back home.

And of course - Voting Rights!!



This happens only in India……Think about it!!!

Pls correct me if I am wrong ,,
I think the same or better happens if you cross Canadian border illegally ..

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Originally posted by mumdxbcan



If You Are A P******** or a B********** And Illegally Cross The Indian
Border You Get

- A Ration Card,
- Passport (1 or more)
- Haj Subsidy,
- A Drivers License,
- Voter Identity Card,
- Job Reservation,
- Special Privileges,
- Credit Cards,
- Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
- Free Education,
- Free Health Care,
- A Lobbyist In New Delhi ,with a ready Television Channel & group of
expert human right activists.
- The right to talk about secularism, which was not heard of back home.

And of course - Voting Rights!!



This happens only in India……Think about it!!!

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Growing Old Is Mandatory ..Growing UP is Optional

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Originally posted by mumdxbcan

... Or A Loan To Buy A House,

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Secular Media and its Secularism

Muslims killed in the Gujarat riots in 2002 is a holocaust, communalism and is repeatedly debated day after day year after year;

Ethnic cleansing of thousands of Hindu Kashmiri Pandits in the past two decades in Kashmir by Islamic Terrorists, over 400,000 Kashmir Pandits becoming refugees in their own country is only a political problem not even worth mentioning!

Poor villagers getting shot in West Bengal under Communist Govt is just a plain misunderstanding!

3,000 Sikhs slaughtered by Congress in 1984 was only a big mistake!

Congress denying Lord Rama’s existence was simply a Clerical Error. But BJP saying it hurt Hindu sentiments is communal!

Haj subsidies for Muslim pilgrimage worth 3000 crores funded by Hindu tax money is secular; But Hindus asking for similar subsidies for Manas Sarovar or Amarnath yatra is communal;

Beating up of a woman, Taslima Nasreen by islamic fundamentalists is reaction; Hindus voicing against MF Hussain for painting Hindu gods nude is Hindu intolerance;

Banning Da Vinci Code and Jo Bole So Nihaal was Secular,
But Modi Banning Parzania in Gujarat was Communal;

Chinese invasion in 1962 was just an ‘unfortunate betrayal’;
Kargil attack during BJP Rule was Government failure;

Fake encounters under Cong-NCP in Maharashtra [Khwaja Younus] was only an instance of Police atrocity;
But Fake encounters in Gujarat [ Sohrabuddin who was a wanted criminal in four states and had piled up arms and ammunition at home] was Modi sponsored ‘BJP’ Communalism;

Talking about Islam and Muslim appeasement and Sachar is Secular;
But talking about Hindus and Hindu concerns is dangerous and Communal;

BJP’ freeing the terrorists (flight 814) to save Indian hostages was Shameful;
But freeing 5 militants to save the life of the daughter of a minister [Rubina Sayeed] was a Natural Political dilemma;

Attack on Parliament was the result of BJP ineptitude;
But Congress Not hanging terrorist Afzal Guru,the mastermind behind parliament attack despite Supreme Court orders is due to Humanity and Political dilemma……

Want more?
Secular story of India continues..`

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Sunny Leone a true Canadian DESI now back in India !.

Is there a point to this thread?
Is it meant to be funny?

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~ Morning rain

Is there a point to this thread?
Is it meant to be funny?
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Morning rain - I don't see anything funny in the post. On a serious note, I read the double standards and inconsistencies in the largest democracy in the world (population wise). If you read further, the post reflects the ills that plague the system, in India.

Maybe, there is more to it, but I will leave it to your imagination.

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Originally posted by ILOVENA

Is there a point to this thread?
Is it meant to be funny?
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Morning rain - I don't see anything funny in the post. On a serious note, I read the double standards and inconsistencies in the largest democracy in the world (population wise). If you read further, the post reflects the ills that plague the system, in India.

Maybe, there is more to it, but I will leave it to your imagination.

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~ Morning rain