read some of the oxymoron's today...

(1) Why does 'slow down' & 'slow up' mean the same thing ?

(2) Why does 'fat chance' & 'slim chance' mean the same thing ?

(3) Why is the third hand in the watch called second hand ?

(4) Why is called 'after dark' when its actually after light ?

(5) If the work is terrific, then why do they have to pay you to do it ?

(6) If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular ?

(7) Why is bra singular and panties plural ?

(8) Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead ?

(9) How come abbreviated is such a long word ?

(10) Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one ?

(11) Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway ?

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