An old man and woman were married for many years and they grew to hate
each other.

When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard
deep into the night.

The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of
the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!'
Neighbours feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because
of the many strange occurrences that took place in their
neighbourhood.

The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief,
he died of a heart attack when he was 98.

His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went
straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no
tomorrow.

Her neighbours, concerned for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid
that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and
come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?'

The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him buried
upside down......'

Bloody women they think of everything!

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The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.”
Mahatma Gandhi

nice one.

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