Judge- Kya proof hai k tum car speed me nahi chala rahe the?
Man- Sir, main apni wife ko lene sasural ja raha tha.
Judge- Riha kar do is masoom ko....
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Punjab Police wala challan book khol ke: Naam Das apna ??
Boy-"Trikullavetty Thekeparambati Mutthuswami"
Police wala book band krke :-
"Agge toh gaddi hauli chalaai "
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New born baby immediately after being born asks the nurse ....... "breakfast mein kya hai ?"
Nurse says ...... "Aloo Poori and Chhole Bhature. "
Baby: Wahe Guru....
Phir Amritsar
English please !!!
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I am a Gents and not a Ladies.
nice one as always from you Vagg....Hahaha...LOL
hahaha .. hilarious
Thanks vagg ! kamal de jokes ney !
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