Canadian Government introduced new scheme " Free House if you have five children".
Husband: "Honey ... we have three children. Our neighbor's two kids are mine. I will bring them .... ".
He went to bring children from neighbor's house. By the time he returned ... his wife was alone and his three children were missing.
Husband asked " where are the children?"
Wife: They were taken by their fathers.

Mmmmm, I have a long ways to go.

Still WORKING ON IT...