A couple was celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids,
all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.

"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one .... 'Sorry I'm
running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you
know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."

"Not to worry," said the father. "The important thing is that we're
all together today."

Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom look great, Dad.
I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't have
time to shop for you."

"It's nothing," said the father. "We're glad you were able to come."

Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello and happy anniversary! I'm
sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy
packing so I didn't have time to get you anything."

After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something
your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see,
we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to send each of you to
college. Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we loved
each other very much, but we just never found the time to get
married."

The three children gasped and all said, "You mean we're bastards?"


"Yep," said the father. "And cheap ones, too.

HellO friends

One of my friends is visiting from calgary and would like to visit niagara falls on canadian side during this christmas break between 26- 29 dec. He already been to niagara falls before during summer. But he wanted to know how is niagara falls during winter and what are tourist attractions during winter they can see near niagara falls. He has family with 2 kids ( age 10 and 6 years) including indoor tourist attraction.

Can you desi friends sugges some also good decent hotels nearby( budget is around 100$ /night. and some sight seeing attractions and some desi indian restuarants. he will be travelling from ottawa/montreal to niagara.

Is it also worth to visit the US side of niagara falls during winter.

thank for your time and happy holidays

This is posted in wrong section called "have fun".

Check up the website of Travelodge.

You can get weekend packages and also if you are CAA member you get discounts.

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Sunny Leone a true Canadian DESI now back in India !.

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Originally posted by vagg



A couple was celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids,
all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.

"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number one .... 'Sorry I'm
running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, you
know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."

"Not to worry," said the father. "The important thing is that we're
all together today."

Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom look great, Dad.
I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't have
time to shop for you."

"It's nothing," said the father. "We're glad you were able to come."

Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello and happy anniversary! I'm
sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy
packing so I didn't have time to get you anything."

After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something
your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see,
we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to send each of you to
college. Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we loved
each other very much, but we just never found the time to get
married."

The three children gasped and all said, "You mean we're bastards?"


"Yep," said the father. "And cheap ones, too.

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