*Laws Which Newton Forgot To State*


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peacock1   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 09-08-11 06:39:35

Law of queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, yr nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Bath THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will !

LAW OF BIO MECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE:
People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.


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uk   
Member since: Dec 08
Posts: 52
Location: Canada

Post ID: #PID Posted on: 09-08-11 19:42:20

Totally true . Agreee with each point especially the "law of queue"


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san-hugo   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 09-08-11 20:44:15

Excellent :clap: :clap: :clap:





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