Posted on: 20-08-10 11:15:01
SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....answer bata ke jaa..
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Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying
Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver
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Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: "Take my card."
Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."
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SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.
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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then a Little Sardarji spoke up: "We are all human beans."
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He who has not acquired one of the following: religious merit (dharma), wealth (artha), satisfaction of desires (kama), or liberation (moksa) is repeatedly born to die
Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.
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Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:
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Sardar Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala
Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi
Kyun...
Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The
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Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this
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Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi
To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya
Aur Niche Likha
"COMING SOON”
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He who has not acquired one of the following: religious merit (dharma), wealth (artha), satisfaction of desires (kama), or liberation (moksa) is repeatedly born to die
We already have enough trouble on the other thread about hurting the sentiments of our sikh friends.
I would advise against posting sardarji jokes if they are found to be hurting feelings.
Seenappa.
well said. i think we must respect the feelings .
I understand the logic you folks are putting forward, however don't you think we should have some humour in this kind of mechanical life of the west. The irony is that best jokes rae on Sardars. I would like to reiterate that I have deep respect for Sardars. Do you folks think we should mend our ways because of stupidity of one specific person on this forum?
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He who has not acquired one of the following: religious merit (dharma), wealth (artha), satisfaction of desires (kama), or liberation (moksa) is repeatedly born to die
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Originally posted by Your friend
I understand the logic you folks are putting forward, however don't you think we should have some humour in this kind of mechanical life of the west. The irony is that best jokes rae on Sardars. I would like to reiterate that I have deep respect for Sardars. Do you folks think we should mend our ways because of stupidity of one specific person on this forum?
Humour at the expense of others.
Did someone requested you here for your sort of humour. You respect your parents do you make jokes on them and say it publicly. Dont approve your actions after reading what is going on here. By the way u are equally responsible for that thing, i have gone through that post.I am sorry my friend we all have freedom of speech. If you do not like jokes which are in light humour then you are more than welcome not to go through the thread at all. I respect your discretion.
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He who has not acquired one of the following: religious merit (dharma), wealth (artha), satisfaction of desires (kama), or liberation (moksa) is repeatedly born to die
