So much for cricket

1) What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?................................The entire Indian Innings.

2) Where do Indian batsmen perform their best? …………….In Advertisements.

3) When would Agarkar have a score of 100 runs against his name?.......................When he is bowling.

4) What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?........................
The walk back to the pavilion.

5) How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs?...............................Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on.

6) What is Ganguly's version of a hat-trick?...........................................3 runs in 3 balls

7) What is the height of optimism?...........................................Sehwag coming out to bat , applying sunscreen on his face.

8) Phone Call for Sehwag:

Indian Team Manager: "Hello"(over Phone)
Wife: "Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife from India on ISD call "
Indian Team Manager: "Sorry, he is just gone out to bat"
Wife: "No Problem Manager, I will Hold"

Hilarious!

Thanks for sharing.

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LOL especially for Sehwag