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KumarM   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 12-05-11 02:46:13

No Honking. The Army is asleep

Pakistan Radars for sale. $99.99. Buy one and get one free. Can't detect American helicopters. Gets a good reception of StarPlus

Public service message from the Army: Stay alert. Don’t depend on us.



desi_driller   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 12-05-11 04:50:25

No one is safe in Pakistan…
Not even “Osama Bin laden”……




Everyone is safe in Hindustan…
Even “Ajamal Kasab”….J


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Vandematram   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 12-05-11 13:31:02

The following is NOT a joke but true incident which happened in Abottasbad, Pakistan during the US raid on Bin Laden compound.

The US army used 2 stealth helicopters, which are state of the art with latest jamming technology in order to avoid Pakistani detection.

One of the helicopters crashlanded and the US army set it on fire while leaving the compound.

It is reported and also seen on TV that the Pakistani army caught hold of the tail part where the multimillion dollar technology resides and took it to the army base.

US is asking Pakistan for the part back BUT it is reported that the Chinese have already made a thorought inspection of the technology and already cheaper prototype is being made in China.

Hopefully Chinese will come with a cheaper version of the same technology without investing a single penny on R&D.

Many of the Pakistani themselves are reporting how their country is coming under Chinese control. When US shifts and moves over to the Indian side, the Chinese will have full control on Pakistan.


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Vandematram   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 12-05-11 15:29:04

Indian Top 50

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/India-releases-list-of-50-most-wanted-fugitives-in-Pak/articleshow/8243293.cms

India releases list of 50 'most wanted fugitives' in Pak

The list is as follows:

Hafiz Mohammed Saeed
Sajjid Majid
Syed Hashim Abdur Rehman Pasha
Major Iqbal
Illyas Kashmiri
Rashid Abdullah
Major Sameer Ali
Dawood Ibrahim
Memon Ibrahim
Chota Shakeel
Memon Abdul Razak
Anis Ibrahim
Anwar Ahmed Haji Jamal
Mohammed Dosa
Javed Chikna
Salim Abdul Ghazi
Riyaz Khatri
Munaf Halari
Mohammed Salim Mujhahid
Khan Bashir Ahmed
Yakub Yeda Khan
Mohammed Memon
Irfan Chaugule
Feroz Rashid Khan
Ali Moosa
Sagir Ali Shaikh
Aftab Batki
Maulana Mohammed Masood Azhar
Salauddin
Azam Cheema
Syed Zabiuddin Jabi
Ibrahim Athar
Azhar Yusuf
Zahur Ibrahim Mistri
Akhtar Sayeed
Mohammed Shakir
Rauf Abdul
Amanullah Khan
Sufiyan Mufti
Nachan Akmal
Pathan Yaqoob Khan
CAM Bashir
Lakhbir Singh Rode
Paramjit Singh Pamma
Ranjit Singh
Wadhawa Singh
Abu Hamza
Zaki ur Rehman Lakhvi
Amir Raza Khan


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Maharana   
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Post ID: #PID Posted on: 13-05-11 15:39:43

Thank you so much for posting the list here. Now that I know that 3 of my cousins and 5 of my good friends are in the list of top 50, I can ask them each for a nice treat! Badhai Ho in sabhi ko!


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Originally posted by Vandematram

Indian Top 50

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/India-releases-list-of-50-most-wanted-fugitives-in-Pak/articleshow/8243293.cms

India releases list of 50 'most wanted fugitives' in Pak

The list is as follows:

Hafiz Mohammed Saeed
Sajjid Majid
Syed Hashim Abdur Rehman Pasha
Major Iqbal
Illyas Kashmiri
Rashid Abdullah
Major Sameer Ali
Dawood Ibrahim
Memon Ibrahim
Chota Shakeel
Memon Abdul Razak
Anis Ibrahim
Anwar Ahmed Haji Jamal
Mohammed Dosa
Javed Chikna
Salim Abdul Ghazi
Riyaz Khatri
Munaf Halari
Mohammed Salim Mujhahid
Khan Bashir Ahmed
Yakub Yeda Khan
Mohammed Memon
Irfan Chaugule
Feroz Rashid Khan
Ali Moosa
Sagir Ali Shaikh
Aftab Batki
Maulana Mohammed Masood Azhar
Salauddin
Azam Cheema
Syed Zabiuddin Jabi
Ibrahim Athar
Azhar Yusuf
Zahur Ibrahim Mistri
Akhtar Sayeed
Mohammed Shakir
Rauf Abdul
Amanullah Khan
Sufiyan Mufti
Nachan Akmal
Pathan Yaqoob Khan
CAM Bashir
Lakhbir Singh Rode
Paramjit Singh Pamma
Ranjit Singh
Wadhawa Singh
Abu Hamza
Zaki ur Rehman Lakhvi
Amir Raza Khan





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