No offence to Newfoundlanders:


Clarence and Leroy are walking down the street in Halifax and they see a sign on a store which reads, Suits $5.00 each, shirts $2.00 each, trousers $2.50 each. Clarence says to his pal, "Leroy, Look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to Newfundland, sell 'em to our friends and make a fortune. Just let me do de talking 'cause if dey hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell the stuff to us. Now I'll talk in a slow Nova Scotia drawl so's dey don't know we's from the Rock.

They go in the shop and Clarence says with his best fake Nova Scotian drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shorts at $2.00 and 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and..........". The owner of the shop interrupts “You from Newfoundland, ain't ya?" "Well, yeah" says a surprised Clarence "How come you knowed that?". The owner says, "Because this is a dry cleaners"

NICE one.............

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