Posted on: 16-05-06 13:02:30
Caught sleeping at your desk:
top excuses
1. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
2. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
3.I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!
4. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!
5. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
6. Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP). I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
7. Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
8. Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot.
9. Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!
10. Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!
11. I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.
12. Amen
The last one is the best.
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There is no key to happiness.... the door is always open.
someone seems to be expert in this....
Oh this is for people who sleep at work...(or surf cd at work!!!) as for me...i dont have a job yet that pays me to do that.
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There is no key to happiness.... the door is always open.
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Ayaskant.
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Originally posted by Mishej India
Oh this is for people who sleep at work...(or surf cd at work!!!) as for me...i dont have a job yet that pays me to do that.
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Success
To laugh often and much;
To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children;
To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends;
To appreciate beauty, to find the best in others;
To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition;
To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived.
This is to have succeeded. Bessie Stanley
