> > Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
> > hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
> > wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
> > thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
> > finishes given assignments on time. Often, Bob takes extended
> > measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
> > breaks. Bob is an individual who has absolutely no
> > vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
> > knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
> > classified as a high-caliber employee, the type that cannot be
> > dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
> > promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
> > executed as soon as possible.
> >
> > Regards,
> > Project Leader
> >
> > KEEP READING...
> >
> > Shortly thereafter, the HR department received the following memo
from
> > the Project Leader:
> >
> > Sorry, but that idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote
the
> > report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered
> > lines for my assessment.
> >
> > Regards,
> > Project Leader
> > *
> > Now go back and read that again...:-)

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