A friend of mine sent me this. Enjoy! (dont read too much into gender, ethnicity, etc)
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Hansa: Arre Praful, automatically matlab?
Praful : Hansa, mein batata hu. dekho jab auto me jab koi ganji baithi ho to use kehte hai" AUTO ME TAKLI".
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A Sindhi walking through a bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell him some illegal Viagra for 1,000 Rupees.
"No, not worth it Sai!"
"OK, how about 500 Rupees?"
"No, not worth it Sai!"
"OK, 200?"
"No, not worth it!"
"How about 100?"
"No, not worth it!"
"Listen, these pills cost $10 American each. How can you say they are not worth it?"
"Ade baba, the pills are worth it, it's my wife who is not worth it."
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How Hindi movie names are directly proportional to Software Guys & consultant in USA. This is an old one. So don’t read too much into it.

Kaho naa pyaar hai : Desi's love to his new CAR.
Josh : Getting a H1 wife.
Kya Kehna : When you get a H1 wife , who also knows cooking.
Chal Mere Bhai : Get a good deal for new car
Haseena Maan Jayegei : Desi with green card .
Taal : Listening to FM & noding head while driving.
Phir bhi Dil Hai hindustani : Desi always thinking of conversion ($ to Rs)
Dulhan Hum Le Jayenge : One who gets married in 15 days during his Indian trip.
Tarkieb : To find a cheapest Apt. in Bay-Area California.
Refugee : H4 with No-work.
Joru Ka Gulaam : An unemployed Desi, who's wife is working.
Beti No1 : Unmarried GIRL working in US.
Jungle : Unwantedly staying in US.
Har Dil Jo Pyaar Karega : Desi with green-card
Sajan chale Sasural : Computer professional going to US.
Himalay Putra : Firmly asking for $70k
Elan-E-Jung : Asking for increment
Gupt : Agreement of Programmer with number of consultants.
Sapnay : Green card.
Sadma : Rejected H-1(B) Visa.
Khalnayak : Body shoppers.
Deewana Mastana : Project Manager - Team Leader.
Beta : Home Phone bill exceeding $400pm.
1942 a Love story : Sticking to one company for more than a year.
Dil to Pagal Hai : Staying in Canada, dreaming of US.
Rakhwala : Project Manager.
Zanzeer : Company bond.
Himmatwala : Breaking company bond.
Tohfa : H-4 Visa for your Wife.
Mawaali : Before coming to US.
Raju Ban Gaya Gentleman : Once you are in US.
Chaudhvin ka Chand : Assembly programmer.
Sahib Bibi aur Ghulam : Client, your company and you.
Admi Sadak Ka : Jumping from company to company.
Dayavan : Company paying full salary in bench.
Anari : Year2000 programmer.
Aaj Ka Gunda Raaj : Microsoft Monopoly in IT market.
Maharaja : Doctors who come to US
Hum Aapke Hain Koun : Illegal Immigrants in US
Aur Pyar Ho Gaya : After staying in US for a Year.
Pardes : India after 2 Years.
Daud : Coming to US.
Rangeela : After getting Green Card.
Bahaar Aane Tak : Time period between Green Card and Citizenship.
Desh Premee : Going back to India
Farz : Going to India every year.
Pyaasa : Longing for a Visa.
Agneepath : Going to Madras Consulate for getting a Visa.
Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikandar : Coming out of consulate with a Visa.
Zakmee : After getting rejected twice for a Visa.
Swarg Se Sundar : on landing in USA.
Ab Kya Hoga? : Applied for Green Card too late.
Jallad : INS People.
Kranti : Increase H-1 quota.
Main Khiladi Tu Anari : You and Immigration Officer.
Raja : One who visit US yearly with B1.