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Dear Tech Support Team:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that
took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now
monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies
7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting
to run my favorite applications.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0, but the 'uninstall'
doesn't
work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
'A Troubled User'
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REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is
just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
EVERYTHING!! !
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system
once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed
not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under
Warnings-Alimony- Child
Support) .
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application 'Yes Dear' to
alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep
3.0, Cook 1.5 and Do Laundry 4.2 . However, be very careful how you
use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the
program
NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance
of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1
and Jewellery 5.0
STATUTORY WARNING :
DO NOT, under any circumstances,
install SecretaryWithShortS kirt 3.3. This application is not supported
by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck
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gagan
Very old email, most of us received which was circulated 5 years ago.
I find it quite funny .. .. For some reason I didn't get it 5 yrs back
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Growing Old Is Mandatory ..Growing UP is Optional
Oh! thats a good one
I got in email something similar few years back, but not this one
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