This is a letter written by an Indian to another. Just for laughs, and not meant to offend, any person or community:

Dear G***eet,

I am in a well here and hoping you in the same well
there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know
you cannot read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home.
Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents
happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.

I wont be able to send the address as the last
Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with
them for their new house so they wouldn't have to
change their address. Hopefully by next week we will
be able to take our earlier address Plate here, so
that our address will remain same too.

This place is really nice.It even has a washing
machine,situated right above the commode. I m not sure
it works too well! . Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled
the chain and havent seen them since. The weather here
isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The
first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4
days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said
it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail
with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put
them in the pocket.

Your brother has another job. He has 500 men under
him. He is cutting The grass at the cemetery. By the
way I took bahu to our club's poolside.The manager is
badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is
not allowed in this club.We were confused as to which
piece should we remove?


Your sister had a baby this morning.I haven't found
out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know
whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.


Your uncle, Jetinder fell in a the nearby well.
Some men tried to pul l him out, but he fought them off
bravely and drowned.We cremated him and he burned for
three days.

Your best friend is no more. He died trying to
fulfil his fathers last wishes. His father had wished
to be buried in the sea after he died. And your friend
died while in the process of digging a grave for his
father.


There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has
happened.

Love

Father.

P.S : Beta, I was going to send you some money but by
the time I realized,I had already sealed off this
letter.