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Orginally posted by Murthy
Hey smiley
I did not meen to hurt you...... well if u think ur great so be it.. i wish u be on the upper hand to me.... i wish u would be the best though u dont like me anyways all the best for u
regards
Murthy
You gotta wonder if that joker Prabhu is back. And if not, you must be long lost brothers!
How many threads do you need to start on this one topic?? Let me warn you for the first and the last time. This is not a forum for people who post just for the heck of it. If you SPAM the forum with nonsense, I will delete all your posts and ban you.
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Are you there?
Somebody needs a reality check.
Thanks but I would rather work on my communication in order to excel rather than focus 100% on doing only 'good things.' Good English communication is absolutely necessary if you wish to survive in the 21st century.
By the way 'God Bless You' Murthy even though you make absolutely no sense. Don't hurt yourself.
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Orginally posted by Murthy
I strongly feeeeeeeel good english will not take u any where.........Its the good things u do in ur life will take u somewhere........
Regards
Murthy
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I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing.
-Socrates-
hi this is question from a landed immigrant . i passed my 12 science in india with 62 % and i came here before 4 months . here when i took assment at christie they put be back in 11th grade. but i dont want to waste by precious 2 yrs , i want to go for university for degree. i dont know wht to do ahead. so plz guide me for this .
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Orginally posted by fobu
hi this is question from a landed immigrant . i passed my 12 science in india with 62 % and i came here before 4 months . here when i took assment at christie they put be back in 11th grade. but i dont want to waste by precious 2 yrs , i want to go for university for degree. i dont know wht to do ahead. so plz guide me for this .
Can I ask why in the whole world you picked this thread to post your question?? Or did you just create this bs alias to bump the thread?
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Are you there?
Have you been feeling ill recently? This might be the reason ...
Medical statistics show that:
- The Japanese eat very little fat, and have fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
- But the French eat a lot of fat, and also have fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Medical statistics also show that:
- The Japanese drink very little red wine, and have fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
- But the Italians drink large amounts of red wine, and also have fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Conclusion:
Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you !!!
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You know you are a desi when ........ You spew forth the virtues of India, but don't want to live there...............You've never had a tanning salon membership
Location: in the heart of Mrs Saga
Posted on: 30-08-05 21:08:53
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Orginally posted by Loser
Have you been feeling ill recently? This might be the reason ...
Medical statistics show that:
- The Japanese eat very little fat, and have fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
- But the French eat a lot of fat, and also have fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Medical statistics also show that:
- The Japanese drink very little red wine, and have fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
- But the Italians drink large amounts of red wine, and also have fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Conclusion:
Eat & drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you !!!
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Deal With Reality or Reality Will Deal With You
A immigrant, who just arrived in this country and could not speak English . . .
. . . applied for and got a job at a doughnut shop. When his first customer came in and asked "What cha sellin?" The immigrant replied haltingly "I don't know."
The customer leaves without buying anything and the boss comes out he tells the immigrant he's suppose to say Doughnuts. The boss goes back to his office and the next customer comes he asks "what cha sellin?"
The immigrant says "doughnuts". The customer ask's "are they fresh?" The immigrant thinks for a second and replies "I don't know." Again, the customer leaves without buying anything.
The boss comes out again and tells the immigrant: "you're suppose to say ‘yes, yes very fresh.'" The immigrant nods his head and the boss returns to his office. The
next customer comes in and asks "what cha sellin?"
"Doughnuts." replies the immigrant quickly.
"Are they fresh?"
‘Yes, yes" replies the immigrant, "Very fresh."
"Can I buy some?" ask the customer.
Once again the immigrant was stumped and replies "I don't know."
So out the customer goes. The boss comes out once again. "Your suppose to say ‘if you don't someone else will'. Now if you get it wrong one more time, you're fired. Understand?"
The boss watches as the next costumer come into the shop and the whole routine is repeated over agin, this time the immigrant gets it right and for the rest of the day, makes a boat load of sales.
That day that night a burgler came into the shop and asks "what's in a cash register?"
The immigrant replied "doughnuts."
"Are you getting fresh with me?" replied the burgler?
"Yes yes very fresh." replied the immigrant.
"Well know it off or I'll blow your head off?" replied the now thoroughly pissed Burgler.
To which the immigrant replied . . . ..................... .
" If you don't someone else will."
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You know you are a desi when ........ You spew forth the virtues of India, but don't want to live there...............You've never had a tanning salon membership
