A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door.
“Is your dad or mom home?” said the farmer. “No, they went to town.” “How about your brother, Dugly? Is he here?” “No, he went with Mom and Dad.”
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy says, “I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message.”
“Well,” said the farmer uncomfortably, “No, I really want to talk to your Dad, about your brother Dugly getting my daughter Suzy pregnant!”.
The boy thought for a moment, then says, “You’ll have to talk to my Dad about that. I know he charges $50 for the bulls and $15 for the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Dugly.”
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A Delhite in Toronto
Location: Brampton, Ont, Canada
Posted on: 29-05-17 11:14:42
Where Is Vagg ???
this forum is getting boring... we need some fun part 
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'Some goals are so worthy, it's glorious even to fail.' (Param Vir Chakra awardee Lt. Manoj Pandey)
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Originally posted by Blue_Peafowl
Where Is Vagg ???
this forum is getting boring... we need some fun part
Me too missing Vagg :-(
He is breath of fresh adult air....Lol..
Btw..these days I getting more than needed entertainment via whatsapp groups though ...
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MK
Read this news article with readers comments and have fun.
Cows exhale oxygen, absorb cosmic energy, home to gods: Rajasthan HC judge.
http://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/cows-exhale-oxygen-absorb-cosmic-energy-home-to-crores-of-gods-what-rajasthan-judge-said/story-vrtIRN9h496l2h9ltnuZtM.html
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A Delhite in Toronto
:d
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Fido.
Wanna have more fun? Watch it.
https://youtu.be/DNWlAiAGOZ0
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A Delhite in Toronto
Location: Brampton, Ont, Canada
Posted on: 31-05-17 21:28:03
Be careful Delhite - Cow is sacred animal for me and people like me.
there are other topics for jokes - avoid it if u can
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'Some goals are so worthy, it's glorious even to fail.' (Param Vir Chakra awardee Lt. Manoj Pandey)
